Monday, April 16, 2012

Minority Elect

So today I bought a red '88 Toyota Corolla. On my 30 minute drive back from the DMV I overtook a Corvette and made him sit behind me for five miles.
WHO GOT GAME NOW?
I think I'm going to get a bumper sticker that says "Thug Life." The Corolla was keyed all along one side and it looks like someone tried to touch it up with red paint. I joke that it's a flame decal. So far, no one is buying it (except me, hah!).

I'm worn down from criticism. As I can figure it, fuck you. I'm going to do awesome. I'm going to fail. Lots. But I've got tenacity and that's what I'm going to exploit. When I was a kid, my friends and I would pretend fight. I was always the last one standing. Not because I was bigger or stronger or faster or anything. I just had more fight in me than anyone else. I've got that and I'm going to use it.
Thug life.


(VERY FEW PEOPLE KNOW THAT THE ORIGINAL GREEK TRANSLATION OF "APOCALYPSE" MEANS "LIFTING OF THE VEIL" OR "REVELATION" ... A DISCLOSURE OF SOMETHING HIDDEN FROM THE MAJORITY OF MANKIND IN AN ERA DOMINATED BY FALSEHOOD AND MISCONCEPTION.)

(FAR FROM BEING A HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE, APOCALYPSE REPRESENTS THE REVEALING OF THE TRUE NATURE OF THINGS. IT USHERS IN AN ERA OF FORGOTTEN FREEDOMS AND UNPRECEDENTED CLARITY. THIS "LIFTING OF THE VEIL" WILL SET US FREE FROM THE MISERY THAT HAS BEEN THE RESULT OF OUR IGNORANCE.)






I think I'll vote in this upcoming election.
For myself.





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