I can't believe it's not butter.

"Free³ Wells Fargo Mobile^SM Banking^4"

If you use three notations for five words, you're not communicating very efficiently. How about, fuck, I don't know... just "Free Banking" or maybe even just "Banking" and then, as soon as they enter the door, you could yell "Free Banking!"
You'd all get really good at it, too and every time I went to the bank, this orchestra of beautiful bankers will play me an ode to free banking.
No. No, instead I've got a PLATINUM DEBIT CARD.
Every time I look at the thing I want to vomit. Valid, Authorized, here is your PERSONAL NUMBER. Don't let anyone see it! Keep it hidden in your pants! Yes, I think we've all heard this before.